Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Grand Electric

When I told my girlfriend that I would be posting a review on Grand Electric, her response was "mmmmmm good call".  Anything that receives her seal of approval carries a certain level of respect in my mind: happy wife, happy life.

The place is impossible to find unless you know what you are looking for. With the exception of a small logo on the door, it is totally unmarked.  Once inside you will likely have to put your name on the waiting list, and walk across the street to any of the bars and sit down for a drink.  Wait times are usually 30 minutes to an hour, depending on when you go.  As for your choice of bar, The Rhino is less than one block east of here on the other side of the street. It sports an enormous beer list and at least 25 taps.  Once someone calls you back you need to settle up your tab as soon as possible, and run back to the restaurant.  (Not because you will lose your table, but because you are starving, and their food is so worth the run).  You will be promptly seated. You will also promptly notice loud rap and R&B blaring in the background.  Take a look at the west chalkboard for a beer and cocktail list, and the east one sports their bourbon selection, well over 30 bottles long.

Most importantly, stare lustfully at the back wall where you will find their menu posted.  The left column features a rotating selection of both authentic and original tacos, the right a set of composed dishes and desserts.  Ordering the guacamole is mandatory, it arrives with half foot of chicharon (think Mexican pork rind) jammed into it, a side of spicy pico de gallo and mountains of chips.  Tacos I have witnessed there included sweetly spiced braised beef cheek, piquant and traditional pork tinga and chicken with arbol chile, super lightly battered Baja fish as well as creative options like crunchy cauliflower and scrapple.  As for the other end of the menu, keep an eye out for their tuna ceviche, albacore gently cooked in lime juice and dressed with what seems to be a blend of mayonnaise and buttermilk.  'Dr. Octopus' was a tasty hit as well with shredded radish salad and a juicy grilled tentacle. Order the chorizo and brussels sprouts carefully, crispy and tender sprouts come well soaked in a puddle of delicious rendered chorizo fat and sausage bits: tasty, but painfully greasy.  Desserts are all done in small mason jars, trifle style, and look tasty, but I have never had room for one.

The best part of all is the price, of the two times I have been there, dinner for 2 with drinks was $70 tip included, and dinner for 9 with a mix of cocktails and Mexican Cokes, a meagre $280.

Grand Electric
1330 Queen Street West
Toronto

The Rhino Restaurant & Bar
therhino.ca
1249 Queen Street West
Toronto

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Bellwoods Beers!

As promised, here are the beers I purchased from the bottle shop at Bellwoods Brewery.  Enjoyed them all surely!

White Picket Fence
650 mL. Pours golden, a fluffy white head. Aromas of banana, toasting spice, cut grass and pear. Dry and easy drinking with medium carbonation and a good clean mouth feel. A quencher.

Lost River Baltic Porter
650 mL. Pours black with a thin coffee colored head. Aromas of deep roasted malt, prune, dark chocolate. Creamy mouthfeel with low to medium carbonation and a long finish. Sweet but cut well by the intense roasting.

Blitzen
750 mL. Pours a cloudy orange tinged iced tea, with a massive white head. Sour aroma, lots of spicy clove and ginger, mandarin orange, lime, yeast and biscuit. High carbonation and a smooth effervescent mouth feel. Complex and tasty, a great beer.

Witchshark Imperial IPA
650 mL. Pours a dark amber with a sudsy white head. Nose of pine, butterscotch, citrus peel. Hugely sweet, but well balanced by a great bitter hop bite. Full on the palate with a long complex finish, grapefruit, toffee and toasty malt. A big tasty beer.

Exprimidor
650 mL. Pours an hazy orange brown color with a thin white head. Aroma offers a typical APA nose, caramel malt, citrus peel and wax. Flavor is mildly sweet with a thick chewy mid palate that has a definite peanut note to it. Medium bodied with a well hopped finish and a lingering nuttiness. Tasty.

Grizzly Beer
650 mL. Pours a dark and murky coffee color with a thick white head, lots of lacing. Aroma is roasted with notes of cocoa, coffee and black malt, as well as lots of hop pine and citrus. Medium to full bodied with a coating mouth feel and good carbonation. Looking for steak and kidney pie here

Roman Candle IPA
650 mL. Pours a cloudy orange with a dense white head. Pine, honeycomb, yeast, wax, grapefruit. Highly carbonated with a sticky medium bodied mouth feel. Medium dry with a clean finish. A good flavorful IPA without being too aggressive.

Belgian IPA
650 mL. Copper with a thick white head, lots of lacing. Caramel, yeast and citrus, beeswax and pine, fruit esters, spice and cough syrup. Pleasantly clean mouth feel with high carbonation. Sweet but well balanced by both hops and yeast. Complex and tasty.

As usual:
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Sunday, March 3, 2013

How to Make Beer, Part One; a Photodocumentary (Como Hacer Cerveza, Primera Parte; un Photodocumental)


Get a bunch milled grains!
Obtene un lote de grano molido!
Put them to your brewpot!
Ponerlos a tu olla!
Get a friend to do the same!
Pidale a un amigo que haga lo mismo!
Close your pot and steep for an hour!
Cerrar tu olla y dejar reposar durante una hora!
Remove your grains and put them in the garbage!
Quitar los granos y ponerlos a la basura!
Add hops!
Anadir lupulo!
Boil and reduce!
Hervir y reducir!
Continue!
Continuar!
Cool and strain!
Enfriar y colar!
Add your yeast and ferment in a cool space!
Anadir la levadura y fermentar a un lugar fresco!